U will always be my lil girl<3 #babygirl #love #daughter #myworld #myeverything #adorable #gerberbaby #princess #blueeyes #perfect #cute #baby #pink

darkglamandsexy:

I moja

b-ak3d:

chronicdelight:

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

I’m gonna be that dad

vive-la-vie-boheme:

mauvecardigans:

kissedbyflame:

captainwolfos:

atumn:

mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on 

Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.

Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney has severe anal trauma, pass it on.

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

grr-owl:

breezeful:

pb-n-jfish:

Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp.

his signature alone will impregnate me.

OMFG^

You have officially been impregnated by Johnny Depp.